Edible Wild Foods

There are many edible wild foods, that even an urban hobo can enjoy, if they are willing to gather and prepare. Acorns are a very nutritious food loaded with carbs, and other essential minerals. One needs only to recognize the difference between fresh and rotted nuts. Often these nuts are subject to infestation by a variety of insect pests, most of which are completely harmless even if swallowed. Acorns can be processed very easily with natural methods that are both cheap and easy.

All that is needed is a source of clean water, a small pen knife, a container, and something to reduce or pulverise the acorn nuts. Acorns can be found in suburban and urban areas, and in great numbers if weather conditions permit. Most parks and even back yards have oak trees capable of producing acorns, a tree at least ten years old as rule of thumb. It is generally known that the White Oak produces the least bitter acorns. Acorns are known to have high concentrations of tannic acid. tannic acid is found to have certain health benefits, if applied properly. Tannic acid, for instance is believed to be helpful to heal sunburn and can have soothing properties, if properly used.

The acid does have a bitter and repulsive taste and can seem to make acorns unpalatable. Fortunately, there is a holistic way to process these nuts. First a person needs to collect the acorns. Distinguishing the different varieties is helpful, but not essential. Almost all, perhaps all acorns are edible. The White Oak acorn is found to be the most mild and palatable of all, and requires the least amount of preparation. When foraging for acorns, look at the leaves of the tree beneath which you are searching. If the leaves have rounded edges with deep spaces between each of the tips it is a White Oak. If the leaves have pointed  tips and deep spaces between points it is another variety. In the northern U.S.most likely Red Oak, in southern climates there are several other types of Oak that it could be. Pin and Sawtooth most likely. Chestnut and Live Oak have rounded tipped leaves with short or very small definition between the outward points of the leaves.

To process the acorn nuts they need to be de-hulled.

  1. Using a small knife, score the nuts from tip to top on at least two sides.
  2. Strip the hulls, and inspect each nut for defects (rotten spots or parasites) scrape inner hull kind of like the red part inside a peanut.
  3. Soak whole nuts in clean water, preferably not treated municipal water at least overnight.
  4. Drain water, and grind, crush or finely chop acorns. A food processor works well.
  5. Place chopped nuts in new water.
  6. Sift chopped nuts through fingers submerged in water at least twice a day and drain and replace water after thoroughly sifting, allowing several hours of soaking between water changes.
  7. Repeat this process for two or three days, and refrigerate, if possible, the acorn meal may become discolored, this is normal.
  8. Taste the meal and it should taste kind of bland, maybe slightly bitter.
  9. Add honey, molasses or chocolate to the meal with some shortening and crude pancakes or protein bars can be made in an oven or open fire. Sometimes it can help to use a conventional flour to add cohesiveness.
  10. Native Americans used acorns as a staple food source long before the Europeans introduced white flour.

    The easy way to make treats:

  1. Add 2 cups of the drained acorns to any brownie mix, if the acorns are still moist, add a half cup of flour before baking (use instructions on brownie box, add 5 mins.

 Note: acorn meal can be dried on vented pan in oven, to make a flour for other baking, (bread, cakes, cookies, ect). The meal will have to be more finely pulverized for these goods.

     This is a very substantial food source, it is just very labor intensive to be viable (other varieties besides White Oak are edible, they just require more soaking to remove the tannins for palatability.)

Enjoy!

Outdoor Turkey Cooking

thanksgiving-turkey-dinner

Cook a 16 lb. bird in 3 hrs. On your BBQ grill. Prepare your turkey just as if you were going to cook it in the oven (usually the directions call for 20 mins/lb. cook time) including stuffing, and generously sprinkle with season salt, or whatever you use on the outside of the bird.

Join two pieces of aluminum about 2 feet long by folding them  together tightly along the long sides. Using one of those cheap aluminum baking pans, designed for turkey or lasagna with high sides. If you have a small wire platform, place it in the bottom of the pan, if not use a few stainless non-serrated knives as a spacer between the turkey and the pan. Now, place your bird in the pan. Use your homemade foil cover (if you have wider foil use that) and firmly secure it to the edges of the pan rolling excess tightly to lip on pan. Note: this method is not recommended for charcoal grills, as it is difficult to maintain even temperatures for 3 hours, and works best on three burner grills.

Light all three burners, and place pan on left two burners. Turn left two burners on medium for first ½ hour, while leaving other burner on low.  Warming grate needs to be removed prior to closing on most standard grills. Close top of grill.

After ½ hour put all controls on low temp setting. This should be comparable to 350 to 375 degrees of a conventional oven. It is important to remember where the pop up timer is located, so you can depress the foil top at that location to see if it’s popped up. If your turkey doesn’t have timer, make sure temperature deep in the breast is 180 degrees.

Sealing the turkey in the pan in this manner simulates pressure cooking, expediting cooking time and keeps the bird juicy and tender. If crispy outside is desired, use turkey baster to remove most of the gravy from pan when bird is done, and turn up the temperature for a short while, but keep a close eye on it. You don’t want to ruin it at this juncture in the process.

Enjoy!

Processing Acorns to use as a Flour

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There are many edible wild foods that even an urban hobo can enjoy, if they are willing to gather and prepare. Acorns are a very nutritious food loaded with carbs, and other essential minerals. One needs only to recognize the difference between fresh and rotted nuts. Often these nuts are subject to infestation by a variety of insect pests, most of which are completely harmless even if swallowed. Acorns can be processed very easily with natural methods that are both cheap and easy.

All that is needed is a source of clean water, a small pen knife, a container, and something to reduce or pulverize the acorn nuts. Acorns can be found in suburban and urban areas and in great numbers if weather conditions permit. Most parks and even back yards have oak trees capable of producing acorns, a tree at least ten years old as rule of thumb. It is generally known that the White Oak produces the least bitter acorns. Acorns are known to have high concentrations of Tannic acid. Tannic acid is found to have certain health benefits, if applied properly. Tannic acid for instance is believed to be helpful to heal sunburn and can have soothing properties, if properly used.

The acid does have a bitter and repulsive taste and can seem to make acorns unpalatable. Fortunately, there is a holistic way to process these nuts. First a person needs to collect the acorns. Distinguishing the different varieties is helpful, but not essential. Almost all, perhaps all acorns are edible.

The White Oak acorn is found to be the most mild and palatable of all, and requires the least amount of preparation. When foraging for acorns, look at the leaves of the tree beneath which you are searching. If the leaves have rounded edges with deep spaces between each of the tips it is a White Oak. If the leaves have pointed tips and deep spaces between points it is another variety, in the northern U.S. most likely Red Oak, in southern climates there are several other types of Oak that it could be, pin and Saw tooth most likely. Chestnut and Live Oak have rounded tipped leaves with short or very small definition between the outward points of the leaves.

To process the acorn nuts they first need to be de-hulled.

  1. Using a small knife, score the nuts from top to tip on at least two sides
  2. Strip the hulls, and inspect each nut for defects (rotten spots or parasites)
  3. Soak whole nuts in clean water, preferably not treated municipal water at least overnight.
  4. Drain water, and grind, crush or finely chop acorns.
  5. Place chopped nuts in new water.
  6. Sift chopped nuts through fingers submerged in water at least twice a day and drain and replace water after thoroughly sifting, allowing several hours of soaking between water changes.
  7. Repeat this process for four or five days, the acorn meal may become discolored, this is normal.
  8. Taste the meal and it should taste kind of bland, maybe slightly bitter.
  9. Add honey, molasses or chocolate to the meal with some shortening and crude pancakes or protein bars can be made in an oven or open fire. Sometimes it can help to use a conventional flour to add cohesiveness.
  10. Native Americans used acorns as a staple food source long before white men came from Europe to settle in America.

This is a very substantial food source, it is just very labor intensive to be viable. Other varieties besides White Oak are edible, they just require more soaking to remove the tannins for palatability.

How to use Regular K-Cups in the Keurig 2.0 coffee brewer – FREE

 

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 Keurig 2.0 Pod Hack:

If you have a Keurig 2.0 model, which tried to monopolize  the Pod market by inserting a digital reader in the 2.0 model, so people were forced to buy only Keurig pods, you are in luck! There were many other companies that tried to capitalize on their bad marketing decision by selling little gadgets to by pass the reader. Well a little piece of aluminum foil, a small amount of glue and you can do it yourself for free. READ ON!

  1. Open or lift pod module.
  2. On the left side of the top portion of the cover, there is a spacer – like  piece with an opening to accommodate the pod. There is also a small spot with a flat place, and a ½ inch hole in front of it.
  3. Cut a small piece of aluminum foil  ¾ inch wide x 2 inches long.
  4. Place foil on flat spot with back edge of foil aligned with back edge of flat spot, front edge of foil should cover ¾ inch hole.
  5. Close lid with previously rejected pod inside.
  6. If Keurig read out  indicates “ready” the hack is successful. Foil will have an indention  over the hole, do not manipulate this.
  7. Carefully open top and very carefully remove foil insert.
  8. Put small amount of glue on front edge on bottom of foil also small amount of glue on flat spot of inner lid.
  9. Very carefully replace foil just as it was in step # 4.
  10. Reclose lid and check digital read out for “ready” indication.
  11. Brew!

Congratulations you are no longer forced to buy the expensive K – 2  pods! This life hack may not work for some brand pods, but has worked for me on Green Mountain brand regular sized pods.

Note: You can see the shiny piece of aluminum foil positioned in the above photos.

 

Homemade Wine Recipe

grapesHomemade wine:

  1. In a clean 5 gallon bucket put 2 to 4 quarts of berries or fruit.
  2. Add ½ cup sugar for every quart of fruit.
  3. Add 1 gallon of water for every quart of fruit. If no pesticides can be assured do not wash fruit prior to use.
  4. If using washed fruit drip 1 slice of white bread on top of mixture (be sure to crush of smash fruit and stir thoroughly.) On top of the slice of white bread add 1 package yeast.
  5. Cover bucket with a clean T-shirt or pillowcase for 2 weeks or until the mixture stops bubbling.
  6. Pour into wine bottles and place rubber balloon over bottleneck.
  7. Wait three days and if balloon fails to expand, cork bottle and allow to age for 3 months in cool dark place.

****Simplified Version****

Use 1 gallon of organic fruit juice without preservatives and add 1 cup of sugar and one gallon of water. Repeat steps 4, 5, 6 and 7 above.

Notes:

  1. If using wild fruits yeast and bread ar sometimes unnecessary and fermentation will just take a little longer.
  2. If wine is too bitter, mix 1 part sugar to 2 parts water and add when serving.

A small basket of short cuts

  1. Allow your lawn to grow an extra week. Then when you mow, rake up excessive grass clippings and pile at the base of garden plants to hold moisture and lower watering requirements of the plants.
  2. When changing engine oil use your finger to measure the size of the screw in part of your oil filter. Sometimes a less expensive filter can be used if the outside dimension and threaded hole in the middle match your old filter’s dimensions.
  3. For measuring distances without a tape measure or ruler: walk placing heal to toe, a size 10 shoe is approximately 12 inches long.
  4. When driving, if you think you have had one too many, and are being followed by police, use cruise control to set the speed on your vehicle, increasing your ability to focus on good driving habits.
  5. Loud exhaust system? If the hole is in the pipe between the engine and the muffler, cut the ends off a soup or coffee can, slice open and wrap over the spot using two hose clamps to tighten it. This should last at least a month.
  6. Leaky pipe in the house? A piece of leather belt with automotive hose clamp will sometimes fix it.
  7. To make French salad dressing mix together ketchup and mayonnaise. To make Russian dressing mix together ketchup, mayonnaise and chopped pickles. To make BBQ sauce mix together ketchup, molasses and season salt.